How to be Rich

OK, I don’t actually have a tip on how to become rich, but it’s easy as pie to have the experience. So try it out, sample a little decadence and see how you like it. Here’s how:

  1. Put your pyjamas in the clothes dryer for 10 minutes.
  2. Take them out.
  3. Put them on.
  4. Go to bed.

That’s what it’s like to be rich.

If you don’t have a clothes dryer because you’re poor then I’m afraid you’re out of luck.

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