OK, I don’t actually have a tip on how to become rich, but it’s easy as pie to have the experience. So try it out, sample a little decadence and see how you like it. Here’s how:
- Put your pyjamas in the clothes dryer for 10 minutes.
- Take them out.
- Put them on.
- Go to bed.
That’s what it’s like to be rich.
If you don’t have a clothes dryer because you’re poor then I’m afraid you’re out of luck.