An Open Letter To Foodies

We need to talk. There’s something that’s been on my mind for a while now and I feel I need to tell you. It’s about the photos that you’ve been posting.

This is exactly how interesting your photos of food are to people that aren’t you:

Exactly as Interesting as Your Food

Undergarments I wore yesterday

And the people that comment on your foodscapes (“oh yummo lol!” and “that looks great!” and “I’m totes going to make this for my hubby next Wednesday after his surgery!”) are not your friends. These people are mocking you; they despise you.