Oh Google, sometimes you disappoint me. Normally things are great, I ask you when Ghostbusters was released you tell me. No matter how many times I ask, you always tell me, never impatient, always the gentleman. But today you’ve let me down.

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Nothing. No help whatsoever. I just want to know if it’s like in Something About Mary where the dude with the big ears and the acting career that got serious afterwards rubs one out in order to relax on a date with the one that became one of Charlie’s angels then I haven’t heard from her in a long while.